Outstanding goalkeeper, borderline OCD weirdo and latent H********L Mike is another contributor to the "strangest team in the League" award we are going for this season and yet another top man.

Whether it be taking all the banter about child abuse (he's a teacher), his ability to hang in the air like he's got his own invisible set of step ladders or his faggoty environmental Lego car, Mike is a quality additions to the Foxash Social FC pantheon and proving every Sat just how valuable he is to the team and the dressing room.

Tbh though mate, it really is poses like this that has us all wondering about you... LOL

Rich x